The Mad Mind of Mike Crow RSS
Pull up your pants, pick up that phone and yell "Crow ME!"
Have you ever seen those videos of the lovely ladies with novelty size boobs shaking violently while jumping on a trampoline? You know… The ones where the tiny T-shirt is stretched and pulled to the limit as the wind of freedom blew through Old Glory in 1776? Now close your eyes tight and imagine one of these marvelously generous gals piloting a mint CR500 across the top of San Felipe's death whoops at 100mph… The heavenly sound of the ring a ding pops through your ear canals and crashes into your dopamine drip. The beautiful sight of burnt premix and...
